My support manager “Are your Packers ready to lose on Sunday?” He is Jamaican and has a heavy accent
Me “What are you smoking and you really need to share.” (I don’t do drugs but for some reason I always use this line when I think some one has gone off the deep end.)
“My Giants are going to beat the Packers no question. The Giants are a hungry team.”
“No the Packers are going to win because they have to do it for their Offensive line coach. This game means too much for them.”
“What happened to the Offensive line coach?”
“His son died. So He hasn’t been in all week. If they can’t let him not being there get blamed for their loss. It’ll be a close game but it will come done to who scores first.”
“Close game but Giants win.”
“I’ll bet you five bucks on the Packers.”
“No, like I told James (another worker) your whole paycheck.”
“I would but after you lose how are you going to pay both me and James you only have one paycheck.”
